My name is Noel. I'm from Iowa. I like a lot of things. Check out this blog and you'll find out what.
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  • Woman yelling at her daughter:

    For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.

  • Daughter:

    I want it and I'm buying it.

  • Woman:

    This is ridiculous.

  • Me:

    If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.

  • All the other CMs:

    Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.

  • And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box:

    To be honest, these are for me.

So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

I just described Batman.

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Perphella’s 151 follower giveaway!!

Hey guys! Since I love you, I decided to give you some of my stuff. It is stuff that I don’t want to sit and go to waste so I’m having a giveaway!

The winnings

Things to be given away are:

  • One black Nintendo Gamecube w/ power cable and one white controller (no RCA cables or memory card, sorry about that!)
  • One copy of The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks for Nintendo DS in original case and includes manual.
  • One copy of The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass for DS (cartridge only)
  • One copy of Rayman DS (cartridge only)


  • Must be following me before this post is made. Why? I don’t want people following me just to get stuff, sound fair?
  • Enter by liking or reblogging this post as many times as you want.

Things to note:

  • winners will be chosen using a random generator
  • I will ship out of the United States
  • I will need your address or P.O. box (obviously)
  • I will message you when you have won and you choose which item you’d like.
  • Contest will end September 1st, 2014
  • Feel free to message me if you have any questions!