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deadlydinos:

"Stop overanalyzing children’s stories"

Stop deliberately feeding children nothing but whitewashed sexist cishet stories during their formative years to perpetuate your oppressive ideologies

A child will not die from shock if they see a Black trans woman kissing other women on tv but they MIGHT grow up to respect her as a human being. Oh the horror

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creepyminerlance:


brooklynnemoon:

margaretsmith112:

Im hate brooklynnemoon larrymcbutternubs lotustheregularfan flufflepops rackliffelikespurple dunlaplikespink tetedetele themodifyers mordeshakess skeez-queen13 sq13-artz creepyminerlance and all!


Margaret, Margaret, Margaret. You’re doing it ALL WRONG.
If you want to look menacing DO IT RIGHT or else nobody’s gonna take it seriously. Look, you’re a beginner so take this picture I drew as an example. Here’s why it looks more menacing than your’s.
You need to show off the blood and bruises from your previous kills, gurl. What? Is this your first kill? Are you saying you’re an amateur? Nobody takes amateurs seriously, Margaret. At least put on make-up to make it LOOK LIKE you’ve killed before. Either way PUT IT IN, GURL.
Wear a dress, Margaret. Or at least SOME TYPE OF CLOTHING. If you go in the nude, you’re either gonna get raped or laughed at. Either way, it won’t be a successful kill.
Put in a background! At least a simple one! Let us know where we’re gonna get killed or where you’re at so we can run away and/or avoid you.
Hold the knife correctly! It makes you look like you’ve never held a knife before, let alone killed/sliced/stabbed someone. People are DEFINITELY NOT gonna take you seriously and will make fun of you.
Optional, but TRY TO DRAW BETTER if you’re gonna try to kill people without looking like a troll/joke. Look at references of Margaret, tutorials, ect., and learn how to draw her before trying to kill someone as her. Coloring is optional to this.
GRAMMAR GRAMMAR GRAMMAR. You need to have proper grammar and more scarier/creepier dialog if you wanna scare someone. This drawing isn’t a good example but whatever. Either way BETTER GRAMMAR IS THE KEY.
That is all. I hope you retain all this before trying this again. Thank you very much for your time and have a horrible day! Good luck, motherfaka! ;)

OKAY. IVE HAD ENOUGH. HOW DARE YOU MENTION ALL OF MY FAVOURITE BLOGGERS OF MY FAVE FANDOM HOW DARE YOU MENTION ME SAYING YOURE GONNA KILL ME HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CALL OWEN DENNIS’ STORY OF GODZILCAI A BAD ONE HOW DARE YOU TELL US TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CALL US SLUTS YOURE GOING DOWN


Seriously? You are still at it?? Leave my friends alone. They haven’t done anything to you.

creepyminerlance:

brooklynnemoon:

margaretsmith112:

Im hate brooklynnemoon larrymcbutternubs lotustheregularfan flufflepops rackliffelikespurple dunlaplikespink tetedetele themodifyers mordeshakess skeez-queen13 sq13-artz creepyminerlance and all!

Margaret, Margaret, Margaret. You’re doing it ALL WRONG.

If you want to look menacing DO IT RIGHT or else nobody’s gonna take it seriously. Look, you’re a beginner so take this picture I drew as an example. Here’s why it looks more menacing than your’s.

  • You need to show off the blood and bruises from your previous kills, gurl. What? Is this your first kill? Are you saying you’re an amateur? Nobody takes amateurs seriously, Margaret. At least put on make-up to make it LOOK LIKE you’ve killed before. Either way PUT IT IN, GURL.
  • Wear a dress, Margaret. Or at least SOME TYPE OF CLOTHING. If you go in the nude, you’re either gonna get raped or laughed at. Either way, it won’t be a successful kill.
  • Put in a background! At least a simple one! Let us know where we’re gonna get killed or where you’re at so we can run away and/or avoid you.
  • Hold the knife correctly! It makes you look like you’ve never held a knife before, let alone killed/sliced/stabbed someone. People are DEFINITELY NOT gonna take you seriously and will make fun of you.
  • Optional, but TRY TO DRAW BETTER if you’re gonna try to kill people without looking like a troll/joke. Look at references of Margaret, tutorials, ect., and learn how to draw her before trying to kill someone as her. Coloring is optional to this.
  • GRAMMAR GRAMMAR GRAMMAR. You need to have proper grammar and more scarier/creepier dialog if you wanna scare someone. This drawing isn’t a good example but whatever. Either way BETTER GRAMMAR IS THE KEY.

That is all. I hope you retain all this before trying this again. Thank you very much for your time and have a horrible day! Good luck, motherfaka! ;)

OKAY. IVE HAD ENOUGH. HOW DARE YOU MENTION ALL OF MY FAVOURITE BLOGGERS OF MY FAVE FANDOM HOW DARE YOU MENTION ME SAYING YOURE GONNA KILL ME HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CALL OWEN DENNIS’ STORY OF GODZILCAI A BAD ONE HOW DARE YOU TELL US TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CALL US SLUTS YOURE GOING DOWN

Seriously? You are still at it?? Leave my friends alone. They haven’t done anything to you.

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all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER